TO: Thrift Store Owners and Operators
DATE: November 27, 2012
RE: Vintage Christmas Inventory
It has come to my attention after an unannounced inspection of your shops this morning, despite the fact it is now 5 full days after Thanksgiving, many of you are not yet in compliance with the GYVCIOOTSN(P)* directive sent down from corporate.
As a courtesy, you will be allowed an additional 48 hours to bring your shop up to code prior to the next round of visitations.
Failure to do so may result in a fit and/or tears from one extremely disappointed shopper.
Please make every effort to prevent this.
With your cooperation, we can all have the very best vintage Christmas season ever.
*Get Your Vintage Christmas Inventory Out On the Shelves Now (Please)