Him: What are you doing today?
Me: Checking out an entire antique store that’s liquidating.
Him: ( stunned silence )
Him: Just calling you back after I missed your call.
Me: I was at Home Depot.
Him: Buying shelves for the garage?
Me: ( hysterical laughter )
Him: Should we put a trailer hitch on the car?
Him: For when you go to Farm Chicks. Won’t you be hauling a bunch of stuff home?
Me: ( stunned silence )
And yet another version of my tiny antique mall space.
Hope you have a great week!